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LOGLINE: When The Great Spirit sends Four Golf Gods down to warn eleven cheaters tied for the local course championship they need to start playing by the rules – all hell breaks loose!

SYNOPSIS: Eleven cheats are tied with one who plays by the rules. They all show up to vie for the local course championship with a chance to qualify for sectionals leading to The U.S. Open. These quirky characters will stop at nothing to win. They think The Rules of Golf are there to be broken and because they’ve gotten away with cheating their entire lives, it simply comes natural. The Great Duffer in the Sky has finally grown weary of all the rampant cheaters on earth and sends The Four Golf Gods down to pull the plug on the entire universe if these miscreants tied for the championship don’t play exactly by The Rules of Golf. The Golf Gods enlist Callie, a 5 year old telepathic Golden Retriever (goose-chaser/gopher-hunter) to get the message to the cheats. She telepathically delivers the doomsday edict to the one who plays by the rules but he’s the course drunk and gets ignored by the cheats after he screws up enough courage to make the announcement. The cheaters don’t believe a drunk with a doomsday message from God, supposedly delivered by a dog, through The Four Golf Gods applies to them. Who would? Follow these unforgettable characters as they do their worst to win until they’re made acutely aware that the course drunks’ announcement is not a hallucination, it’s a direct communication from The Great Duffer in the Sky, through the Four Golf Gods via Golden Retriever.